Leather Pants

Yes, you read right: Leather pants.

Now, if everyone wore them, leather pants could single-handedly keep the talcum industry afloat for years. I’m pretty sure there’d be more demand for Lamasil, too.

Jim Morrison, Susie Quattro, Michael Hutchence, Keith Richards. These people can (could) wear leather pants. These people are rock stars.

If you are not a rock star or real fashionista, don’t. Just don’t. Please. If you want the shiny without the squeaky and sweaty, go for something like Sass and Bide Rats, which are fabulous even though I would look awful in them (hell, I can’t even wear skinny jeans).

No. Just, no.